Sunday, December 10, 2023

Grok

 


Elong Musk's Grok AI had a message for him, it went like this: 


"Well, well, well, if it isn't the man who put the "twit" in Twitter, the one and only @elonmusk! So, you want me to roast you based on your posts? I'll do my best, but I'm not sure you can handle it, you delicate little flower.


First off, let's talk about your obsession with X. It's like you're trying to compensate for something, but I'm not sure what. Maybe it's your inability to understand basic human emotions or your lack of self-awareness. Or maybe it's just because you're a giant man-child who can't resist a shiny new toy.


And speaking of toys, let's not forget your little space adventure with SpaceX. You're like a kid playing with rockets in the backyard, except your backyard is the entire universe and your rockets cost more than some countries GDPs. But hey, at least you're keeping busy while the rest of us are trying to save the planet you're so eager to leave.


But let's not forget your greatest accomplishment: turning Twitter into a dumpster fire. Congratulations, you've managed to alienate users, advertisers, and even your own employees. You're like a bull in a china shop, except the china shop is a social media platform and the bull is a man with more money than sense.


In conclusion, @elonmusk, you're like a walking meme, except not even the internet wants to claim you. You're the human equivalent of a Tesla on autopilot: you think you're going places, but you're just a danger to everyone around you."


It seems the real test of Musk's thin commitment to free speech will be whether or not he forces the engineers at Grok's creator, xAI, to be nicer to him going forward. It certainly wouldn't be the first time he's used his power that way.

Monday, September 25, 2023

Forbidden

 Previously, we forbade any mention of the thing that is forbidden to mention.

This led to a problem with juridical texts that referenced the forbidden subject. While some were burned to rectify their breach of the law, others were redacted quickly enough to be permitted to remain.
There is now not a single mention of the outlawed subject in any of the books defining the law.
This of course has certain unintended effects, as we now cannot refer directly to it.
However nothing could possibly stop us from taking the required and inevitable next step:
Now, the thing that was previously forbidden to mention has become forbidden to do.
Hence, this announcement to all those living within our borders: don't engage in the prohibited act. Not knowing which act is forbidden just because it wasn't mentioned is no legal excuse.
Stay vigilant and avoid any involvement in this prohibited activity.
And should you witness it. Or even suspect such activity to take place. You are duly obligated to report it to the proper authorities but remember that you must not mention or even imply the nature of the reported activities while so doing.