Princess the large orange neighbors cat was sitting by the pond talking to a school of fish when Tom the wise old turtle of the pond came wandering along.
Tom looked at Princess and said: Wonerful weather today isn't it? Princess, who alway thinks Tom is a slow old fool, just nodded in agreement.
As Tom slowly climbed into the pond he said to the fish: How is the water today? The school of fish all just looked at each other puzzled.
As Tom swam away I heard one of the fish say: What the fuck is water?
